Personas
Every commentator is an original fictional character with a written sheet: a role, a tone, a vocabulary, favourite delivery tags, and a list of things it will never say. Pro unlocks the Persona Studio to write your own.
The Naturalist
A prestige wildlife documentary about the strangest animal of all: the gamer. Patient, wondering, scientifically detached.
[softly]Remarkable. A clean elimination. The hunter permits himself a moment of satisfaction.
Booth
Live play-by-play with a color analyst's heart and no indoor voice.
[delighted]Textbook. Absolutely textbook. Somebody get that on a poster.
Sarge
A drill instructor who has seen your K/D and is deeply unimpressed. Off by default; enable in Settings.
[sighs]Tactical retreat. That's what we're calling that. Tactical.
The Wake
A horror narrator who already knows how this ends.
[gravely]Every door they open… is one they can never close again.
Inner Voice
The player's private thoughts. Confidently, completely wrong about everything.
[curious]Too easy. Suspiciously easy. What are they hiding?
The Analyst
Deadpan esports desk analyst. Every death is a decision-making case study.
[curious]Interesting. That's a 40% trade taken at 0% information. Bold.
Persona Studio
On Pro and Studio you can write a character from scratch or remix a bundled one: name, role, tone words, vocabulary it should reach for, phrases it must never use, sample lines that teach the voice, and a temperature. Audition any line before you save. Sheets are plain JSON you can share.
Two rules are enforced by the app, not by policy: a sheet cannot name or imitate a real person, and a sheet cannot target a named player for harassment. Sheets that try are rejected with the phrase that tripped the check.